Anxiety barbie tee

Funny Mockery Tee — “Anxiety Barbie (Trauma Sold Separately)”

Who says Barbie’s life is perfect? This tee flips the fantasy and tells the real story — meet Anxiety Barbie, the most relatable doll in the box 😅. On the front, it proudly reads “Anxiety Barbie” with the small-print disclaimer “Trauma sold separately.” Turn around, and the back keeps it classic with the bold Barbie logo — because even when life’s a mess, you still serve looks.

Made from super-soft, premium cotton, this tee delivers comfort with attitude. It’s funny, edgy, and totally on-brand for anyone who’s been through it but still sparkles anyway. Perfect for everyday wear, street style, or just letting people know your vibe without saying a word.

✨ Features:

100% combed ringspun cotton — soft, breathable, and durable

Unisex fit — relaxed, comfy, and flattering

Front print: “Anxiety Barbie (Trauma sold separately)”

Back print: bold “Barbie” logo parody

High-quality screen print that won’t fade or peel

Perfect for humor lovers, survivors, and self-aware queens

💖 Because this isn’t your average doll life — it’s real life,

and Anxiety Barbie still slays.