Xanax Tee

💊 Prescription for Mockery Tee — “What Do You Do on Them Xanax?”

Dark humor meets streetwear in the Prescription for Mockery collection — and this one takes the cake (or the Klondike bar 😏). A bold parody twist on the classic slogan, this tee asks the question no one saw coming:

“What do you do on them Xanax?”

It’s raw, real, and hilarious — the kind of humor that turns heads and starts conversations. Made from soft, high-quality cotton, it’s as comfortable as it is outrageous. Whether you’re hanging out with friends, hitting a show, or just expressing your savage sense of humor, this tee says you don’t take life (or marketing slogans) too seriously.

✨ Features:

100% premium ringspun cotton — soft and breathable

Unisex fit — relaxed and flattering

High-quality screen print that won’t fade or crack

Perfect for fans of dark humor, parodies, and bold statements

Streetwear-style edge with a dose of sarcasm

💊 For the ones who laugh through the chaos — your sense of humor is your prescription.