Xanax Tee
💊 Prescription for Mockery Tee — “What Do You Do on Them Xanax?”
Dark humor meets streetwear in the Prescription for Mockery collection — and this one takes the cake (or the Klondike bar 😏). A bold parody twist on the classic slogan, this tee asks the question no one saw coming:
“What do you do on them Xanax?”
It’s raw, real, and hilarious — the kind of humor that turns heads and starts conversations. Made from soft, high-quality cotton, it’s as comfortable as it is outrageous. Whether you’re hanging out with friends, hitting a show, or just expressing your savage sense of humor, this tee says you don’t take life (or marketing slogans) too seriously.
✨ Features:
100% premium ringspun cotton — soft and breathable
Unisex fit — relaxed and flattering
High-quality screen print that won’t fade or crack
Perfect for fans of dark humor, parodies, and bold statements
Streetwear-style edge with a dose of sarcasm
💊 For the ones who laugh through the chaos — your sense of humor is your prescription.